Friday, 9 July 2021

Star Trek Online....

As the saying goes, "what is seen, cannot be unseen".

And very much so when I see a new(to me) ship from Star Trek Online. The recent Phoenix Prize packs gave me a good few lucky tokens. In a splurge I got to claim a T5 ship with a unique look. The Voth Bulwark Dreadnought Cruiser.


I'm still immature enough at heart in my humour that I can't unsee the double, triple and quadroople entendre's when I see, pilot and do anything with this ship. It's a vibrator in space.

I'm still in the process of constantly renaming it....
The Empowered
Female Aid
Love Boat
Operated by Battery.
Ship of the Dong'd
For her pleasure.
Ribbed and Dotted.

My uncouth humour with regard to this ship knows no bounds. Like I said immature but I get a kick out of it. 
But the name I really like and may stick with is to equip the ship with the platinum vanity shield and name it 'The Vibranium'.


What is seen cannot be unseen indeed. 

All that aside it's a decent ship. I like to pilot under powered slapdash fit ships in an ad-hoc make do way. Being OP is good but it can get stale fast. Mixing things up is a good way of both learning and enjoying.

It's all just for fun.


For Scale.....


Don't get me started about the hanger pet icons.....

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